Category: Humour

We have all learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of modern life. But have you wondered, "What if God decided to install voice mail?" Imagine praying and hearing this: "Thank you for calling My Father's House. Please select one of the following options: Press 1 for requests Press 2 for thanksgiving … Continue reading What if God Had Voice Mail?

Little Johnny desperately wanted a bright red wagon for Christmas. His friends were writing letters to Santa Claus, but Johnny decided to go one better. "Dear Jesus", he wrote. "If I get a red wagon for Christmas, I won't fight with my brother Peter for a year." Then Johnny thought, "Oh, no, Peter is such … Continue reading Christmas Humour

I'm not into toilet humour ... really! ... but I couldn't resist this one ... and my wife says that it's true. Women and Public Toilets When you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a queue of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check … Continue reading Women and Public Toilets

Some humour for the day ... (with no offence intended to the Baptists!) A very proper lady began planning a week's camping vacation for her and her Baptist Church group. She wrote to a campground for reservations. She wanted to make sure that the campground was fully equipped and modern, but couldn't bring herself to … Continue reading Basic Baptist Bathroom

Some humour for the day ... a letter from poor grandma ... "The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a Honk If You Love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer … Continue reading A Letter from Poor Grandma

The recent movie Evan Almighty takes a humorous modern-day approach to the well known story of Noah building an ark in response to God's command. Let's face it, Noah had quite a task! Of course if he was building in today's environment, it would be even more difficult. Here's a funny parody ... enjoy! If … Continue reading Noah and the Ark

You've got to love children. They have such a great sense of humour. No wondered Jesus loved them. I love the story about Jesus and some children that is recorded in the Gospel of Mark (10:13-16) ... "One day some parents brought their children to Jesus so he could touch them and bless them, but … Continue reading Kid’s Letters

Some gender-related humour ... for your enjoyment ... We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger … Continue reading The BBQ Rules

At our church we believe in the ministry of prophecy. God still speaks today, not at the authoritative level of Scripture, but to bring strength, comfort and challenge to people's lives (see 1 Cor.14:3). Recently, we had a time of prophetic ministry over 250 of our church leaders and we've received many excellent reports about … Continue reading Prophetic Bloopers

Did you hear about the two guys who went golfing ... the one guy hit the ball right down the middle of the fairway about 150 metres. He was so excited ... he had never been down the middle of the fairway in his life. He was so excited ... he got down to where … Continue reading Anyone for Golf?

An old farmer went to the city one weekend and attended the big city church. He came home and his wife asked him how it was. "Well," said the farmer, "It was good. They did something different, however. They sang praise choruses instead of hymns." "Praise choruses", said his wife, "What are those?" "Oh, they're … Continue reading The Difference between a Chorus and a Hymn

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his … Continue reading The Donkey

This is a copy of a letter that was written to insurance company who wanted complete explanation by an injured man to explain the many injuries (he had a fractured skull, severe lacerations on his hands, legs had been broken) and all he had written for an explanation as to how he had had the … Continue reading … And You Thought You Had a Bad Day