Humour – Mark Conner

Kid’s Humor (Part 2)

Mark Conner — Mon, 17 Sep 2018 05:12:00 +0000

I love kids. Especially their sense of humor. No wonder Jesus loved them too. I love the story about Jesus and some children that is recorded in the Gospel of Mark (10:13-16) ... "One day some parents brought their children to Jesus so he could touch them and bless them, but the disciples told them … Continue reading Kid’s Humor (Part 2)

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Kid’s Humor (Part 1)

Mark Conner — Sat, 15 Sep 2018 05:00:00 +0000

I hope you had an enjoyable Father's day a few weeks back. It's a happy day for many people as we take time to thank and honor our dads. But not for all. Maybe you always wanted to be a dad but it hasn't happened OR you had an absent or abusive father OR maybe you … Continue reading Kid’s Humor (Part 1)

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How Politics Works

Mark Conner — Sat, 13 Aug 2016 04:58:00 +0000

The world of politics has been a bit of a circus lately, especially in Australia, the UK and the USA. I saw this funny joke the other day, which has been floating around, and thought it was worth re-posting: Dad: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."Son: "No!"Dad: "The girl is Bill … Continue reading How Politics Works

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Was Jesus a Swede?

Mark Conner — Sun, 21 Dec 2014 05:00:00 +0000

Did you hear the funny story about a 5 year old girl who thought Jesus was a Swede? This cute little girl was helping set the family table one Sunday near Christmas. She stopped for a moment and announced, “Jesus was a Swede.” More than a little surprised, her mum corrected her, “Oh, no, dear, Jesus … Continue reading Was Jesus a Swede?

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Is it worth buying an iPad?

Mark Conner — Mon, 23 Jun 2014 16:30:21 +0000

iPads or portable computing devices seem to be all the rage nowadays. If you like technology, they can sure be a fun and beneficial device, enhancing our lives and work in amazing ways. I love this brief video clip (in German but easily understandable in any language) about a daughter asking her father how the … Continue reading Is it worth buying an iPad?

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Jesus and Leadership Selection

Mark Conner — Sun, 13 Oct 2013 21:24:40 +0000

To: Jesus, Son of JosephWoodcrafter’s Carpenter ShopNazareth 25922 From: Jordan Management Consultants Dear Sir: Thank you for submitting the resumes of the twelve men you have picked for managerial positions in your new organization. All of them have now taken our battery of tests; and we have not only run the results through our computer, but … Continue reading Jesus and Leadership Selection

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Church Bulletin Bloopers

Mark Conner — Sat, 06 Jul 2013 11:10:00 +0000

Here is a collection of humorous church bulletin bloopers (typographical errors) ... * Evening massage - 6 p.m. * Don't let worry kill you. Let the church help. * Thursday night ... pot luck supper. Prayer and medication will follow. * Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church. * For those … Continue reading Church Bulletin Bloopers

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Kid’s Doctrine

Mark Conner — Fri, 17 May 2013 05:00:00 +0000

How's this for some kid's doctrine, taken straight from Sunday School ... "The first book of the Bible is the book of geniuses in which Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree." "Noah’s wife’s name was Joan of Arc." "Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire … Continue reading Kid’s Doctrine

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Work Trivia + Some Unusual Jobs in Demand

Mark Conner — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 05:00:00 +0000

This week we've been talking about Your Work, God's Work. Did you know that the average person today has 5-7 complete career changes in their life time? That's an average of 10 different jobs with an average of 4.1 years at each workplace. I sure help the average, having worked as a builder's renovator, a … Continue reading Work Trivia + Some Unusual Jobs in Demand

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What if the Three Wise Men Were Women?

Mark Conner — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 14:53:21 +0000

What would have happened if it had been three Wise Women instead of three Wise Men? They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought practical gifts, and there would be peace on earth. But what they would have said when they left...? "Did you … Continue reading What if the Three Wise Men Were Women?

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Cats or Dogs?

Mark Conner — Sat, 08 Dec 2012 05:00:00 +0000

So what's your favourite - cats or dogs? I grew up loving cats (especially kittens) but ended up having a number of dogs after getting married (my wife, Nicole, was allergic to our first cat!). Here's something funny my daughter just sent me ... A dog's daily diary: 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite … Continue reading Cats or Dogs?

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Skipping Church

Mark Conner — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 17:53:28 +0000

Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of … Continue reading Skipping Church

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Why we shouldn’t cut down so many trees …

Mark Conner — Mon, 22 Oct 2012 05:00:00 +0000

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Teenagers: Act Now!

Mark Conner — Sat, 20 Oct 2012 05:00:00 +0000

I saw this poster the other day ... you gotta laugh 🙂

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Kids in Church

Mark Conner — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 11:41:55 +0000

For a bit of a laugh ... 3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven. Harold is His name. Amen.' A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." After the christening of his baby brother in … Continue reading Kids in Church

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