Men happier than women With our annual men's conference about to start, I thought some male/female humour would be a bit of fun for today's blog post.



  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • Same work, more pay.
  • Wedding dress $5000. Tuxedo rental – $100.
  • One mood all the time.
  • A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness,
  • If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
  • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
  • You only have to shave your face and neck.
  • You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
  • You can do your Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier!

  • A few extras for those who are really keen …

    • New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    • You can play with toys all your life.
    • One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
    • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    • Your last name stays put.
    • The garage is all yours.
    • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    • Chocolate is just another snack.
    • You can never be pregnant.
    • Wrinkles add character.
    • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

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    4 thoughts on “Why Men are Happier Than Women

    1. A female work colleague commented that my hairstyle hasn’t changed at all since she’s known me. I only pay ten dollars for my haircut, and I get what I pay for. What’s wrong with having a simple hairstyle that only requires a shampoo and quick brush each morning?

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