A burglar broke into a house, shining his torch around and looking for valuables.  He had just picked up a CD player when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying: "Jesus is watching you."


He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked off his torch and froze.

When he heard nothing more he continued. Just as he pulled  the stereo out, he heard: "Jesus is watching you."  Freaked out, he flashed his light around frantically. Finally, in the corner of the room his light beam came to rest on a parrot. 


"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.  "Yep," the parrot confessed, "I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" 


"Moses," replied the bird.  "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" … and the bird said … "The same kind that would name their Rottweiler 'Jesus'!"

7 thoughts on “Jesus is Watching You!

  1. An oldie but a goodie,
    I had a friend at school who had a great Dane named Satan, I never messed with that dog!

  2. Do you know that “dog” spelled backwards is “God”. There must be something godly about dogs. So beware…ha ha ha

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