A friend (a woman!) sent me this … you've gotta laugh …


A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! 
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: 
Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward.. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth f loor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: 
Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

8 thoughts on “The Husband Store

  1. Oh Mark, what a great example of how different men and women are. And you’re right, ya gotta laugh. Thanks for the laugh.

  2. Now that we know about the top floor of the Husband Store, I doubt too many men have the courage to venture much past the second floor of the Wife Store for fear of finding the same discouraging signs there, and no further improved wives!
    After a hard day of having a job, loving the kids, being drop-dead gorgeous, helping with the housework and having a strong romantic streak, I often give my wife a playful little pat and a wink and say “Hey, sugarpossum… why not come over here and… like beer with me.”
    Heh heh. Hot, sweaty, passionate mutually enjoyable beer-liking. That’s the ticket. Makes for a solid marriage.
    Drinking the stuff can be a problem though, if you get too carried away, but just liking? No problem there. 🙂

  3. I learnt that alcohol isnt the answer to everything and if you dont use it in moderation Health problems can come ot of it.(from experiance)
    I recently watched a movie call Fireproof It is a really good movie that every couple should watch.
    The most important thing is never leave your partner behind.
    Doenst matter where you get her or him from.

  4. Why so serious? thats a line from the Dark Knight batman movie When the Joker kills people.ok ok I know enough of the movie trivia.
    The post is funny I love a good laugh and I was merely pointing out that Alcoholisnt a neccessary a recipe for a Happy marriage from Tristan’s post.
    Sorry if that confused you
    A good laugh is great medicine even the Bible points that out and I love Laughing

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