Category: Humour

A burglar broke into a house, shining his torch around and looking for valuables.  He had just picked up a CD player when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying: "Jesus is watching you."   He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked off his torch and froze. When he heard nothing more … Continue reading Jesus is Watching You!

A few funny questions to start off the week ... 1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? 2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 3. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? 4. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? 5. Why is … Continue reading Funny Questions

On a lighter note ... do you think dogs go to heaven? Two churches in a southern USA town are fighting it out. You could call it a 'signs debate' between Our Lady of Martyrs Catholic Church and Cumberland Presbyterian, a fundamentalist church, which are right across the street from each other.  From top to bottom … Continue reading Do Dogs Go to Heaven?

An oxymoron is a figure of speech that combines two contradictory terms, like 'controlled chaos', 'deafening silence', 'alone together', or 'second best'. Interestingly, the very word 'oxymoron' is an oxymoron itself because it comes from two Greek words: 'oxy' which means 'sharp' or 'pointed' and 'moros' which means 'dull'. Here are a few of my favourites ... … Continue reading My Favourite Oxymorons

A few more ...    

Here are a few laughs that a friend sent me .... Enjoy!  

A friend (a woman!) sent me this ... you've gotta laugh ... THE HUSBAND STORE A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store … Continue reading The Husband Store

The Silent Generation ... people born between 1925 and 1945. The Baby Boomers ... people born between 1946 and 1964. Generation X ... people born between 1965 and 1982. Generation Y ... people born between 1983 and 1997. Why do we call the last group of people Generation Y? I had no idea until I … Continue reading Generation Y

A funny Christmas story ... Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favourite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle’s picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. "The flight to Egypt," said Kyle. "I see … and that must … Continue reading Christmas Humour

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers … Continue reading How the Stock Market Works

A few weeks back we had a gathering of our ArtwoRx ministry - all of the singers, musicians, audio, media, and drama team members of our church. Ian Moyes, who heads up our audio ministry, shared a creative twist on 1 Corinthians 13 - the supremacy of love - from a technical arts perspective. I … Continue reading Faith, Hope, and Love … from a Technical Arts Perspective

There is no doubt that the world economy has been in a bit of a turmoil of late with extreme volatility in things such as the value of the dollar, the share market, and property.  Here's a humorous attempt to try to make some sense of it all ...   21 Economic Models Explained with CowsSOCIALISMYou … Continue reading Understanding the Economy

With our annual men's conference about to start, I thought some male/female humour would be a bit of fun for today's blog post. Enjoy! WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER THAN WOMEN The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.  Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. Car mechanics tell you the truth. Same work, more … Continue reading Why Men are Happier Than Women

Did you know that being part of a church gathering is the safest place to be! Statistics tell us: 1. Do NOT ride in automobiles: they cause 20% of all fatal accidents. 2. Do NOT travel by air, rail, or water: 16% of all accidents happen on these. 3. Do NOT walk on the streets … Continue reading Church – The Safest Place To Be